H= Harry Styles
Z= Zayn Malik
L= Liam Payne
D= Desk Manager
A Wonderful End
[Zayn, Harry, and Liam walk into MGM Grand Las Vegas Hotel]
D: I’m assuming you boys are One Direction.
H: (In a panicked voice) Just give us our key cards and we will be off to our room.
D: (Gives them each a key card) Top floor, last room
[Zayn, Harry, and Liam head upstairs]
D: Wait! You forgot 2 key cards!
[They are now in their rooms]
Z: What do we do now?
L: The show goes on without them…
Z: That’s not a good attitude considering they just died.
H: (Angrily) Guys! Louis and Niall are dead! All you want to do is think about performing! You guys are
L: Shut up Harry! It was your decision not to check the engine of the bus and come straight here!
H: How is it my fault! I didn’t make the engine explode!
L: But you could have prevented it!
Z: Guys… We don’t need them…
H: What makes you say that?
Z: Louis’ and Niall’s gay relationship was bothering me…
H: It was annoying me too. I was going to confront them about it later.
L: I tried that already… It didn’t go to well… (Pulls up his shirt revealing bruising on his side)
H: What the fuck happened!?
L: I told them how I felt and they threw me in a closet and started kicking me…
[The door flies open and 2 masked men come in wielding semi-automatic pistols]
??(1): (Throws 2 key cards at the boys) Jackasses just leave you key cards at the desk.
H: Don’t hurt us man! We have a show tomorrow!
??(2): Shut up! You guys just lost 2 members today and you don’t even care! You are only worried about performing! (Points gun in Harry’s face)
??(1) Enough of this shit! Go over there! (Points to the window) Backs to the window!
[The boys walk over to the window following the gunman’s demands]
L: How do you know what happened to Louis and Niall?
??(1): Heard you bitches bickering from the hallway.
Z: Is that what all this is about?
??(1): Keep your mouth shut! (Pistol whips Zayn) I’m in charge!
[The boys step back, their backs now firmly pressed against the window]
??(2): Strip down to your boxers! Now!
[The boys start taking off their shirts]
??(2): (Fires a shot that hits the window and shatters it) I was only kidd-
[The boys, now without support from the window, fall backwards out the window]
??(1): Hopefully they are dead now.
[The masked men walk over to the ledge to see what happened to the boys]
??(2): Well I think they are dead considering their limbs are scattered everywhere…
[The masked men walk to the couch, place their guns on the table, and sit down]
??(1): I think it’s safe to take your mask off Niall.
[Niall takes off his mask]
Niall: Same for you Louis.
[Louis takes off his mask]
Louis: It’s good that everyone fell for our stunt and thinks we are dead!
Niall: And now the other guys are dead!
Louis: (Starring deeply into Niall’s eyes) No more One Direction or paparazzi to get in our way…
Niall: (Starring back into Louis’ eyes) Thank God…
[Niall moves in and they begin kissing]